Occupy Wall Street Hates Black People: A Satire (sort of)
Occupy Wall Street is racist. The whole Occupy movement is racist. This big movement (BM from this point on) is nothing more than a bunch of spoiled rich White people who have decided they’ve had enough of a Black man in office. They are filled with rage at the thought of some uppity ni**er coming to Washington and messing with their money. Oh sure, it was fine and dandy when he was just a figurehead, just a token voted into to office so White America could prove they aren’t racists anymore; but then he started doing stuff. He killed jobs with a “green energy” mandate that specifically targeted the coal industry for bankruptcy. He gave stimulus money to his crony capitalist friends and he purposefully left Guantanamo Bay open after promising to go down there and lock the doors for good all by himself. After an international apology tour designed to reassure our global neighbors that America is not special and will renounce violence from now on, forever and ever – this Black President killed Osama Bin Laden in cold blood. Obviously White America decided they’d had enough of his rogue President. As along as he stayed in line he was fine…but making his own plans, without the approval of his masters? Unforgivable.
Oh sure, the BM uses as its cover the idea that they are fed up with capitalist greed and corporate welfare, but that’s just a ruse to detract from their real problem. After all, Obama’s largest campaign contributors are major corporations such as GE and wealthy Hollywood 1%ers like Will and Jada Smith. So rest assured, anytime the BMers use the phrase “corporate greed” they really mean “darkie President”. Its a fact.
We also know this BM is racist because of the horrific, sick signs on display at BM protests around the country. Many of the signs use vile, racist terms that have not been regularly used since the civil rights era. If BMers had their way, America would return to Jim Crow and uppity Black folk everywhere would take their rightful places once again at the back of the bus. The offensive signs that have been popping up at protests around the country show a very white, very racist undercurrent of rage. Of course we don’t have pictures or footage of these signs, but there have been reports…unsubstantiated, eyewitness reports. Many of the reports have come from those who identify as politically conservative and say they oppose the BM. Unfortunately, no one has thought to get a picture of or point a news crew toward these sickening displays of racism, but we know its true, because we know the whole BM is racist, and we know they’re racist because they’re mostly White, and they were nowhere to be found as long as America was governed by White men.
Perform a quick Google Image search of protests from around the country and it becomes glaringly obvious that the BM hates Black people. Besides a few tokens peppered here and there- in order give them credibility- it is nearly impossible to ignore the fact that these crowds are largely made up of White people…racist, bigoted White people. Occupy Wall Street seems to be the most “diverse” of the BMs. The first Black people I saw in my image search came 3 searches in on the Occupy Wall Street search, and it was a picture of Russell Simmons and Kanye West, noted 99%ers and Uncle Toms.
On top of all this madness there have even been reports of protesters at Occupy D.C. shouting racial epithets at the White House and spitting on members of the Congressional Black Caucus while calling them ni**ers as they walked into the capital building. Again, no footage or pictures have been found, but there is little doubt the reports are true. One only needs to look at a picture of an Occupy protest to know that its true. Truth needs no evidence or facts. Truth needs no research. Truth only needs one person to say its true, and then it is. That’s in the Constitution. I heard it at an Occupy Denver general assembly. Uptwinkles!
When will America wake up to the divisive, hateful, vitriolic rhetoric of this terrifyingly racist BM? When will the media stop covering for these bigots and release their hours upon hours of footage of protesters shouting the n-word over and over again and beating up Black people indiscriminately? With all the proof that has been laid out its time that sane Americans fight back against this evil rage. Its time expose the true goal of the Occupy Wall Street BM: to remove that Black man from office and set things right again.