MSNBC Snags Another Staunch Conservative Opinion-Maker

MSNBC has Scooped the Entire Right Wing Noise Machine and Signed the One True Conservative Voice we’ve all been Longing to Hear from…

No, not Chelsea Clinton, silly! Being the daughter of the First Black President gets you invited to the Big Show and you get to report to the Crooked-Faced Brian Williams.

When Daddy lost to the Second Black President you get the Pewter Network a.k.a. MSNBC (I call it Must Slander Nothing But Conservatives, but I’m off my Meds).

Yes, Meggie McCain is now officially in the news biz.

Be still our collective hearts.