Occupy Wall Street Releases Totally Reasonable Demands

By | October 4, 2011

The Occupy Wall Street crowd recently released their manifesto and now graces us with their totally reasonable list of demands.  Read it, then immediately go quit your job.  You won’t need it in the Occupy Wall Street utopia.  But if you want a job in the new utopia, don’t worry.  As occupywallstreet.org  points out, if all these demand are met, there will be "so many jobs created it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy".  Fantastic!

Proposed List of Demands For Occupy Wall Street Movement -

Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending "Freetrade" by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr.

Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this all private insurers must be banned from the healthcare market as their only effect on the health of patients is to take money away from doctors, nurses and hospitals preventing them from doing their jobs and hand that money to wall st. investors.

Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.

Demand four: Free college education.

Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand.

Demand six: One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now.

Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America’s nuclear power plants.

Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment.

Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live.

Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system.

Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all. Debt forgiveness of sovereign debt, commercial loans, home mortgages, home equity loans, credit card debt, student loans and personal loans now! All debt must be stricken from the "Books." World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the "Books." And I don’t mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period.

Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies.

Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.

These demands will create so many jobs it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy.

 

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  1. Iggy Hazard

    Their demands are full of contradictions. Others might have pointed this out already, but here’s my go at it:

    *They support domestic manufacturing yet also want open borders.
    *The countries that glut the US market with cheap products are mostly communist or socialist.
    *Living wage income = no such thing (the state will still keep the working poor in poverty anyway).
    *Free college education = no such thing (someone’s paying for it).
    *Replace fossil fuels with alternative energy = alternative energy means big explosions and radiation, thus contradicting their opposition to nuclear energy programs.
    *Infrasctructure spending and eco-restoration = where do we get the money? Will we be further choked to death with more taxes? If so, wouldn’t that make the working poor even more miserable?
    *Open borders = open invitation for every internationalist cartel or terrorist organization to infiltrate, subjugate, commit rape and murder, and pollute our nation with drugs and sex slavery.
    *Debt forgiveness? Why don’t other countries forgive our debt? That’ll never happen. “After seven years, all debts shall be forgiven.” In today’s miserable epoch, that’s a pipe dream.
    *Outlaw credit reporting agencies? Why not also abolish Social Security and the requirement of a SSN?

    Their precious “open borders policy” would ensure that no American worker ever keeps a job (unless we’re willing to accept a Khmer Rouge lifestyle). There will always be some foreign infiltrator willing to do the same job for less money, thus nullifying any attempt by anyone to improve the standard of living for anyone who works for a living, American or otherwise. The solution to our problems is not socialism. It’s Nationalism.

    They say they want to end war, but war would be our saving grace now more than ever. War production would create jobs and strengthen our sense of national pride and purpose. Who is the enemy, then, that would necessitate such a radical socio-economic program? Black Europa (the EU), islamofascist terror networks, internationalist cartels, and the entire Red East (China, North Korea, Neo-Marxist movements throughout the former USSR, etc.). Hoc est bellum. Sic semper evello mortem Tyrannis.

    The end is nigh…REJOICE!

    1. We're HERE!!!!

      You call these Contradictions?

      They compliment one another…

      “*They support domestic manufacturing yet also want open borders.” How else will illegals work without domestic manufacturing jobs?

      “*The countries that glut the US market with cheap products are mostly communist or socialist.” No, actually these are AMERICAN COMPANIES that go to these countries to make cheap products, and resale them at 500% profit to stupid U.S. consumers who buy this crap. Can’t blame China for U.S. stupidity here.

      “*Living wage income = no such thing (the state will still keep the working poor in poverty anyway).” They already have it… welfare… foodstamps… free healthcare… what they want is MORE.

      “*Free college education = no such thing (someone’s paying for it).” They already have that, too. Thanks to CONSERVATIVES like Governor Perry, the children of illegals get FREE TUITION. Now your saying legal citizens shouldn’t get the same treatment? What are you… a friggin capitalist??

      “*Replace fossil fuels with alternative energy = alternative energy means big explosions and radiation, thus contradicting their opposition to nuclear energy programs.” Ever hear of Solar, Wind and Thermal energy??

      “*Infrasctructure spending and eco-restoration = where do we get the money?” From ECO TOURISM.

      “*Open borders = open invitation for every internationalist cartel or terrorist organization to infiltrate, subjugate, commit rape and murder, and pollute our nation with drugs and sex slavery.” I take it you don’t live in the city.

      Wise up you conservative fool!